One thing Apple Music gonna do is play ‘Sativa’ by Jhené Aiko

Happy Women's Day to my girlies living Endometriosis, Adenomyosis,Lupus, Endo Polyps, Fibroids, PMDD, Vulvadonya, Vaginismus and all these easily dismissed chronic conditions. May science do right by us one of these days. May we get a cure one day. May our pain be listened too.

Talking to your cousins and realising they have cousins too that you aren't related to is sooooo unsettling. How are you gonna have a whole family without me???

The Starbucks CEO can write-off the cost of his private jet on his taxes because it’s considered a business expense. But Starbucks baristas can’t write off the clothing they have to buy to adhere to the Starbucks dress code. This is what an anti-worker tax code looks like.

This is what I want for my bday. In a Shirley temple glass actually.

Luck of the Irish, a new Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM), premieres.

My mom had a shamrock shake for the first time the other day and her ass been back at McDonald’s everyday since getting one 💀

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You can genuinely tell realtors think they should be in the same tier as doctors and lawyers

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A lot of postpartum depression would look very different if women didn’t have useless partners. You can’t dump a newborn, the house, and the entire mental load on one woman and then act shocked when she’s drowning. That’s not hormones, that’s a bad partner.

Valued eater has me in stitches

Celebrating being alive everyday

“What are you looking forward to when you’re done breastfeeding?” LEXAPRO AND ADDERALL BABE

Over the last day, the Ravens have lost eight free-agents including their Pro Bowl center. Now, Maxx Crosby heads back to Vegas and the Ravens return to square one. Not a good feeling in Baltimore tonight.

I LOVE EASTER CANDY

Nine-year-old Tristan King has been missing since Sept. 24, longer than any other child his age in Maryland, through one of Baltimore’s coldest winters on record. Missing posters show a blurry photo of a little boy with curly hair and deep-brown eyes. It says he was last seen

You gotta really be from Maryland to appreciate how funny this joke really is…

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One day you sang “So long, farewell, to you my friends, goodbye for now, until we meet again” for the last time and had no idea. Out of the Box ran on Playhouse Disney from 1998 to 2004. Two hosts named Tony and Vivian ran a clubhouse built entirely out of cardboard boxes, where