maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin

The Town has been placed on accident alert. Unless there are injuries, alcohol is involved, or a vehicle is not drivable, drivers should exchange information (driver name/DOB, phone number, insurance information and vehicle information

why was paul mccartney in my hometown

This was such a pleasure to work on! Check it out today at 12:30!

hi haters

over/under on babies born right around new years?

You can say “oh this shit b hittin different” 12 times to wash your hands properly for 20 seconds

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And nobody has heard from him since....

Me and my 3 pairs of docs feel attacked.

2021 goals:

Another weapon. 💪 Welcome to #BroncosCountry, KJ HAMLER! #BroncosDraft » dbron.co/fnn

Felt like it was time to bring this back. Art by @Hex_Arandaman #thisisfine #MemeThisQuarantine

JUST IN: Gov. Polis and Mayor Hancock just released this statement: "The President's threat to deploy federal troops is counterproductive … Denver is not Little Rock in 1957, and Donald Trump is not President Eisenhower.” Latest: bit.ly/3dpp3H7 #GeorgeFloyd

Been seeing so many “the media wont show you this” posts. Your local media cares about the community and wants to share your story. Trust us and continue to do your own research!

Louder for the people in the back 👏🏽

Where can I apply to win the gift of someone paying off my taxes? 🥴#TaxDay

hey @collinhill15 I'm a producer for Denver7 in Colorado. I was wondering if you'd be available to do a quick zoom invterview with me. With many football conferences cancelling/postponing the 2020 football season -wondering if you'd like to chat about things are with the SEC.

Whats the biggest the responsibility you have working from home? I broadcast a live news show from my kitchen counter and my boyfriend sends people to jail. #wfh

omg this aged so well 🥺