If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

God didn’t give me a fat ass or the ability to do calculus bc he knew I’d be too powerful

this is definitely my “???” era

sage cannot help me anymore i need a gun

Rest In Peace, Young Dolph

Thinking about how my brothers and I used to beat the shit out of each other with these bad boys. @Ligon28 Do I bring it back for the mems?

Why is this disturbingly accurate

My dads biggest red flag: “I don’t own pajamas I just sleep in my jeans”

on my way back to green bean as soon as I get to campus

My alarm clock to me this morning

Sad to say my type is dyslexic white boys that tuck their sweats into their socks

this lady is an icon i fear

Jay wears swim shirts. In public. No where near water.