I have yet to find a book that measures up to the Ravenhood series. Makes you feel all the feels.

I would literally pay someone to break down my boxes once a month I hate it so much

The only comfy sleep position is on my back and you can't lay there when pregnant so its about to be a long 5 months for me

No shame in my game 😂 Thanks Taylor Swift for spending 3,000 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Fearless. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0…

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Lord help me. I'm just getting into a good rhythm with work/cleaning house/keeping up with laundry/family time, and in 4 months it's all going to change 😅🫠

Men literally talk in group chats all day just to play video games and talk on the mic like are y’all in love

After two years of deviled-egg-less holidays, I've realized I can only depend on me to make them. Not mad, just disappointed.

The Niners telling Josh Johnson to warm up after Brock Purdy’s injury:

🙏🥹😫🔥... what a rollercoaster.

After basically two years of not drinking I do not have a grand time being around it. Rather have a safety meeting and chill iykyk (obvi when I'm not with child)

My due date is April 28th. That sounds far away, but it's only 59 days. And he'll likely be early like his brother

Nothing worse than time change with a baby that's on a consistent sleep schedule. Say a prayer for me next week.

When I inevitably wake up somewhere between midnight and my alarm, I 100% will be listening to Nasty extended RUSS

Me telling everyone for the past month of my pregnancy that it'll be any day now... makin' me look like a fool, child.

Men say they like poetry then quote Zach Bryan

As soon as I’m as confrontational with people as I am with inanimate objects it’s over for you hoes

“Broncos Country, let’s ride!” The ride: