I have a valid receipt for my $29.95 American flag and I’ll do anything I want with it you fucking authoritarian dipshit

The biggest disconnect I’ve maybe ever seen is between how Biden actually functioned as president and how the media reported on him. Policy wise he was one of the best we had but the relentless press bashing esp in right winged media has people thinking he was a lizard person

Can we please stop making camo trendy? I hate it. It’s tacky. I don’t want to see it outside of the hunting department or the sporting goods store. PLEASE

Just because it's important to know who did what.

Our coffee delivery truck is doing a 50% off sale and it’s extended delivery over an hour of the normal time. It’s 11!! I just want my caffeine.

The non-doctor is diagnosing children from 30 meters distance with fake diseases and invented psychological conditions that have no basis in reality. He does get credit for cramming a remarkable amount of stupidity into the fewest amount of words possible.

“Thoughts and prayers.” “There is something deeply hypocritical about praying for a problem you are unwilling to resolve.” -Miroslav Volf

Jesus didn’t just pray, JD. He also flipped tables. Faith without deeds is dead and kids are dying every single day even while they literally pray. Do something.

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A breakdown of mass shooters: Straight males: 98% Straight white male: 57% Trans: .13% If you’re focusing on the shooter being trans, just admit that you DO NOT care about mass shootings. Stop pretending you care about children being murdered, because you clearly do not.

Sure, my kids might hear me utter a stray "fuck" once in a while. But at least they will never hear me say, "I'm so devoted to my cult leader that I'd still support him even if he molested you." Your turn, MAGA.

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Get used to vomiting and shitting yourself to death I guess

AN HONOR! THANK YOU!!!

“oh he’s not actually dead” “you guys are setting yourself up for disappointment” oh have we forgotten the importance of WHIMSY, of HOPE?

Maybe don’t live a life in a way that has the internet collectively celebrating your ending.

“Hey guys it’s me Donald Trump on my way to play some golf!”