Lovely to see Iain Dale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 ⚒️ back on the TV this morning. ♥️

Attempted to sort a small cupboard, ended up attempting to clear my house. For a teeny cottage I have a feck load of stuff.

#Vera is looking a little more furry than usual.

In the battle of the boybands.. cat runs and hides whenever I sing Westlife but sits, stares at me like I'm a berk and then leaves when I sing Boyzone

The way my neighbours can't seem to smoke without hacking their lungs up is a further reason for never doing it.

I officially have a frozen shoulder. . . Time to fully embrace the joy that is perimenopause after many years of crap periods. This whole being a woman thing is such fun..

If you need a bit of joy. ..

As the #Mothersday bombardment starts..every time I see a pub advertising a mother's day roast, I will be picturing a mother being comedically roasted by any of the cast of all the seasons of #rupaulsdragrace particularly Bianca Del Rio and that's how I shall deal.

Hi, person who menstruates here! 🙋🏼‍♀️ I couldn’t give a SINGLE flying fuck about the “people who menstruate” line, and I love what Aldi Stores UK are doing with my whole heart ❤️ How was your last period, James?

Freelance marketer here! 🎭🎤 This year, I’m keen to work with #arts organisations & #comedians on their marketing. Need support? Let’s chat! DMs open.

I'm not sure if the bus driver was prepared for an absolute loon who ran towards his bus mouthing wait for me on repeat at him.. but reader. I'm on a bus.

Sad about this, he was a total babe. Mum and I watched the slipper and the rose about a zillion times.

#TheAssembly with JADE was an absolute joy to watch.

When you start watching a true crime doc on Netflix and the town you currently live in appears on it...

Very much appreciated the love and comedy from this boy today. Bless him

When someone tries to Facebook scam you when you're watching #scaminterceptors. Love I can Google reverse search, I can block and report. Knob off.

I feel like there needs to be a #SASWhoDaresWins for perimenopausal women. We'd take zero crap I think the staff would voluntary withdraw

Dear National Rail thank you so much for #passengerassist . I was slightly panicking about getting two suitcases and a dad across the maze that is new street. But the staff were immense. Also a shout out to the two gentlemen at #wolverhamptonrailway ♥️

Dear Amazon.co.uk your fire stick and remotes are rubbish! Plus your advisers aren't that great either..