i have the resting heart rate of an extremely fit athlete but cant walk too fast without getting out of breath

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

i’ve been on twitter for more than half my life lmao

on todays journey in adulthood i discovered that ironing boards cost $50-$100 what the fuck

a tip: dont fly out of logan on the weekend until this sumner tunnel bs is done, it took me 2 hours to drop someone off at the airport today lol

my leftover sweetgreen in the fridge from last night watching me eat a fresh salad for lunch👁👄👁

the sweetgreen near me has messed up my order 5 times in a row and yet i still keep ordering there

instagram is the worst app there is

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got an iced coffee 50% off from starbs today so i only payed $3 for anxiety instead of the usual $6

the existence of whales blows my mind

happy Beyoncé-eve

so new rihanna album too or????

the vibes on a thursday afternoon when you have friday off work are unmatched

my apple watch just called me out of shape

the 99 taking their potato skins off the menu is sacrilegious towards the people of new england

the way we used to each have our own step in my house dedicated to things we needed to bring upstairs

i truly am an ipad kid i love playing games on my phone