Called back for holding -.-

How I look after asking Cal to go to the cowboy when I swore we could chill at the crib.

WILD things are happening on Facebook. Hide your moms, wives, sisters, girlfriends ALL of em this man is on a mission. brendon mathews

Talk to me nice I just left the barber

*Me trying to find Micheal Springs-Bailey a woman* “He benches 315 and he buys me hamburger helper, real stand up guy”

Not that strong catch me in my chuckie costume tonight Cal

If y’all see Micheal Springs-Bailey tell that man I’m looking for him after the text I got at 3 am 😭💀😂

*Everyone minding their business* Cal “imma start something” 😭😭😭😭😭

You run, I ain’t tryin catchin up

Starting a Chadwick hate club cruton Blakelynn Brake

“It’s more hip” wise words of old man Micheal Springs-Bailey

What Cal did to me this past Saturday night was criminal and deserves jail time 😡

Calista J Buckley!!!!! Am I right brendon mathews ?????

*walks into work* Ryder: you look tired as hell Not a Good morning or nothing😭😭

*Gets gaslighted* Cal -

I’m folding and becoming a Caitlin Clark fan, she too cold with it fr 😭

MEET ME OUTSIDE WHEN FORTNITE VAULTS WATERBENDING Lillie

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

A list of things Cal never learned to do: -Listen