I’m amazed that God loves someone who is such a hot mess like me.

Me and meg are getting a couples massage tomorrow and meg just said to me "I'm doing my makeup in the morning so we don't look like lesbians"

imagine driving and out of no where you see this x.com/MeninistTweet/…

I swear some people will just never understand how to maintain friendships when they get a bf & then continue to wonder why they have no one once they get their ass dumped

One of these days something will go my way

If someone can explain to me how I spent $200 last night that would be great!!!!!

Someone be my galentine pls

This would be me x.com/rodriguezdagod…

🤷🏻‍♀️ x.com/wholelottaary/…

Okay okay s/o to me real homies CARNAGE & Thomas for bringing me back to the villllleeeee

Wine and liquor being sold on Sunday’s is not going to help my alcohol problem

Happy bday Bradley Strickland!! Hope you’re having the best day. Thanks for hanging out with me and meg we enjoy your company! 😘

I think CARNAGE is standing me up rn

My thighs have become really close friends lately.

Preds are makin momma proud tonight