Police officers should be punished even harder than anyone else for breaking the law.

Trump has ruined the last decade of our lives and I long for the psychic release of his eventual exit from this plane, but, goddamnit, “he’s making everyone around him wear shoes that don’t fit” is such an inspired character detail. Like I’m mad at how fucking good a bit that is.

STOP. ENGAGING. WITH. GRIFTERS They know their takes are stupid. They’re banking on you engaging with it. Block and move on.

“But California just makes no sense to me” Exactly, Maile. And that’s why the FBI, not Iran, is the only one saying there’s an attack brewing

This is a masterpiece.

A horrific massacre just took place on the Beirut beach and there isn’t a single headline about it in Western media. There was wall-to-wall coverage of the Bondi Beach attacks. But Arabs are so dehumanized that Israel can slaughter displaced Lebanese people living in tents on

When I yelled for years that we needed to do something to help the homeless vets I did not, in fact, mean to institutionalize them!?! The fuck is wrong with this country.

You don't actually have to pay me to listen to the same album for 48 hours straight, you just have to give me a project.

Unpopular opinion but alcohol is actually one of the worst addictions. It can rip away your health, your friends, leave you with no teeth or money and it will always be available at the store.

You forgot the part where you're a dumb loser for even questioning how stupid that sounds. And you've got Trump derangements syndrome for caring about things like if prices on everything are going to skyrocket because of the price of gas..

This is why I don't want men in the house. If they don't think they can get intimacy from me, they can't be destroyed from the inside. My refusal to date men is in fact me trying to help them all out because I'm not having sex I don't want. I don't give a fuck about your dick.

Block them, too. Don't give them the views next time they say something stupid.

Men are so good at cleaning ovens. It's actually a societal crime more don't.

This is the most true thing I've read in a while. Why are people expecting bravery from people who aren't brave enough not to wear a pair of shoes or smart enough to trade it in for the correct size? Clearly Trump can't tell what size shoes are, he sends the wrong size 😂

I enlisted to serve my country. They called Muslims “sand n**gers”, “Hajis” and “Joe sh*t the ragman”. They told us “we gotta fight them over there or we will have to fight them over here”, “they don’t value human life like we do”, and “they hate us because we are free”.

Insane framing. He was anally gang-raped. He was severely beaten and then anally gang-raped on camera. Both a knife and a taser were reportedly used. There was a hole in his rectal wall. He got surgery for it. Because he was anally gang-raped by the IDF (on camera). He also

Bombing the center of a capital should be unthinkable. Apparently it depends on the city — and who’s dropping the bombs. In London, Paris or Washington this would be a global crisis. Here it barely registers.