Tom Brady showing up in the Super Bowl every year like

I want Katie to sit on my shoulder and guide me through life #TheBachelor

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

Am I depressed or is laying down fucking awesome

Omg my cousin rocks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

My boyfriend decided it would be a good idea to use my Olaplex and to make matters worse he used more than a quarter size 😡

Gets acne from masks 🤝 uses mask to cover acne

Michelle right now: #TheBachelor

That dude fucked that octopus

Any governor doing things different than Ron DeSantis at this point should lose their job.

no one: Katie and the furry: #TheBachelorette

I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up

So each new variant is resistant to the vaccine but they want restaurants and bars to begin segregating people based on whether or not they have received the vaccine for the virus that has 99% survival rate. Somebody make it make sense.

hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

if we lockdown again i am skipping right past the learning new hobbies phase and going straight into the alcohol and drugs phase