Did you know that the $1Billion + that has been donated to Notre Dame would be enough to clean up all of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

I have a toxic relationship with The Marshall.

ROW THE DAMN BOAT

Minnesota fans rowing the boat over Penn State’s grave

Now welcoming the Golden Gophers to the AP Poll Top 10 👏 1. LSU 2. Ohio State 3. Clemson 4. Alabama 5. Georgia 6. Oregon 7. Minnesota 8. Utah 9. Penn State 10. Oklahoma

Leaving work on Friday heading into Iowa City 9-0. LET’S GET THAT PIG! #RowTheBoat #SkiUMah #GoGophers

The population of Sioux Falls is around 181,000 and there are 600 million cats in the world. If every cat decided to attack our city, each person would have to fend off 3,315 cats and I just don’t think we are ready to handle that.

A thread of Christmas explosion videos from Tik Tok bc they’re my fucking favorite:

Gonna tell my kids that this was Lewis and Clark

Anything that is “grape” flavored tastes nothing like a grape. It tastes purple.

here’s to December ✨

If you need a good laugh... 😂

I just touched a door handle, it was nice knowing you all.

I feel like all the world’s problems could be resolved in about a hundred years if we can just all agree to stop having kids.

i was just at a local home goods store w/ my cousin getting furniture for my place when an elderly white woman approached me at the check out counter. she looked at me w/ tears in her eyes... & then said “i’m from Minneapolis & I just want you to know “you matter to me.”

*July 4th, 1776* England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true. Thomas Jefferson:

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