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T- Lex

@lexi_lou_27

Free spirited Virgo just looking for the next adventure. Catching flights not feelings. ✈️🌻♍️🚴🏽‍♀️📸

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calendar_today03-11-2011 22:23:58

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Just educated a tinder match on butt tickles - in FULL detail.. Probs not hearing back from this one Annnnd, that’s fine! #iykyk

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Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night to find yourself going to take a shot in hopes it might knock you back to sleep?... .. Oh, you don’t? Phew! Ya me either! 🤫

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So my sister who has never smoked around me.. this morning after the earthquake says, “ I need a blunt” me : instantly contacts my plug and says “ sis, I gotchu don’t worry imma make this happen!” 🤣

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I don’t know who else buys pre-rolls out there but I just bought some for efficiency and quickness... may I ask, have they always been such shit quality or is that a recent “end of world” feature??? 🙄 like wtf?

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Have you ever sat on the toilet and just prayed to have a solid shit? 💩 These D.A.D.S. will be the death of me! #quarantinedalcoholic

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Think I need to start picking up guys at dog parks, like you are hella fine AND you have a cute ass dog 🥰🥰😭🙌🏽 #doggydate 4 the #doubledate

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It’s so weird to have awkward silence... like, who is gunna break this up - or who has something compelling to say??