i think my dog’s vet thinks i’m abusing her hydrocodone bc i keep coming in to get more, but in reality my dog is a bad patient and she keeps spitting them out all mushy and dissolved so i can’t reuse them.. i end up having to start all over. she is the criminal here, not me

You are what you litter (trash).

i voted today and they did not give me an I Voted sticker…so i pretty much didn’t vote >:(

this is the saddest tweet i have ever read 💔💔💔💔

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95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

it’s literally 800°, zach

idk who needs to hear this, but gas is $3.79 at Costco rn

the only men who deserve rights this season #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

SF is the wild wild west man

Never forget when Steve Irwin got bit by a snake on TV live and laughed instead of panicking, 1991

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

im very mad at the women of this season for making me feel bad for MEN???? #BachelorInParadise

Fifty years ago at the National Finals Rodeo in Oklahoma City, Reba McEntire sang the National Anthem, sparking her entire career. Tonight she shared her gift with the world (wearing her father’s rodeo belt buckle).

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr