*walking on a completely smooth path* my ankle:

i love it when i can tell a friend is doing their content rounds. thank you for sending me a tweet and a tiktok during your shift at the post factory queen. see you again in 2-8 hours

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

me when life starts lifing a little too much.

Trying to hold back my tears when someone slightly raises their voice at me

“I will do it tomorrow.” said Toad. “Today, I will take life easy.”

did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?

yeah I support the troops

And I WILL make time for it.

me leaving my house at 8:10 hoping I make it to work by 8:00

Hey sorry if I acted weird the other day my entire wellbeing is dependent on the tone of ur voice when u speak to me

little miss thinks she can handle it until she is in her room all night crying her eyes out

my favorite part of the day is when I'm already like this in my bed

This is what I’ll be celebrating

ㅤ

Underfunding public schools

Not exaggerating when I say this is the most romantic scene in cinematic history

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world