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Alexis Fischer

@lexfisch

Collect moments, not things (except for hot sauce, collect a lot of that).

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The release of florida georgia line's new album, anything goes is the best thing to happen to me this week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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"I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table. What are your thoughts on cybersex guys. Cool or nah?" -professor, senior year

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Became best friends with the legendary wheel chair man at pints and flirted with actual police at the bar last night, god bless

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This woman interviewed me for a job in all Spanish and its safe to say that I have no clue wtf just happened considering all I know is hola

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Becca: Just leave Arie: *Stares at Becca* Becca: Just go Arie: *Stomach growls and continues to stare* Becca: Seriously go Arie: *Orders Jimmy John’s and continues to stare* Ding dong Arie: Okay I think I’m gonna leave now #TheBachelor