I’d be the blonde lady at the end

Constantly lied to and YOURE the one dropping yourself in it. Fucking mug no one observe don’t want you back. I CANT TRUST YOU.

//teasing "Careful," the dom warned as the sub twirled ahead, their short skirt flipping up. The sub just giggled, spinning again. They liked pushing their luck. Until a firm hand grabbed their wrist, yanking them back.

Absolute piss take man. Just answer me already 🥲

Am funny. Not really but I at least amuse myself.

We are remembering Selena Quintanilla-Perez, who died on this day in 1995. Known as the "Queen of Tejano music," Selena’s legacy lives on through her timeless music and loyal fan base spanning generations and cultures worldwide. 🌹🎤❤️

Last night Black Sabbath made history at their final show. A thread 🧵 1. This is how Ozzy came out on stage

I think you should be able to use your McDonald's UK rewards on a kids meal and any McFlurry flavours and both sizes!!

If I ever die do not set ballon off in my honour. Cause that’s actually dishonour on you and your cow.

Taylor Swift is engaged and I will never hear or read about anything else for days YAY

Jimmy Fallon reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s show being pulled off the air. (via The Tonight Show)

Her advice will change your life:

This advice will change your life.

Although I’m in the uk thank you for your service jax 🐾💙

Excuse me? Wait a god damn minute. Did I hear this right…Cactus can JUMP & FIGHT?!?! I beg your finest pardon?

My heart is hurting. I’m struggling I think because I know exactly how she felt. I too feel this way. I wish I knew you more and better. We could have maybe saved each other 😮‍💨💔 My beautiful cousin you’re free from this pain. Fly high.