But babe, this is my emotional support manifesto 🥺

Buying the ~perfect~ gift for someone hits better than any drug tbvh 👌🏼

Im here to chew gum and lose followers. And honey? We’re fresh outta gum 🤙

The most important lesson I’ve learned as a scientist is ~nothing~ works the first time And if it does? It’s probably not real

Sufficiently advanced understanding is nearly indistinguishable from magic

God gives his fuzziest coats to his softest soldiers

We can accelerate progress in AI by providing free daycare to all grad students and postdocs working on AI. Ask your funding agency to support daycare-inspired AI!

One thing they forget to mention about Sisyphus… guy took a lot of naps

can anyone direct me to that one lab that does the gorgeous black tie lab photoshoots for their website? Alvin Chiu and i would like to propose something similar but we can’t remember the lab’s name!!

My superpower is knowing when someone is waiting on me to do something. I sense it’s literally every waking moment. I’m at the top of my game.

In academia, PI’s don’t say ‘I miss you’ They say ‘where’s my goddamn data,’ and I think that’s really beautiful 🥰

GRADUATE WORKERS NEED YOUR HELP. University of Michigan has preemptively decided to withhold all but $100 of pay from graduate workers for the month of april, putting many of us in precarious financial situations. please consider donating to Grad Employees' Org UMich strike fund at givebutter.com/GEOStrikeFund !!

Lol my entire thesis could’ve been a flow chart

The last paper of my PhD got finally published in #FrontiersInSystemsNeuroscience. This work shows that optogenetics can be used to excite two separated neuronal ensembles along the ICC tonotpy (1) frontiersin.org/articles/10.33…

After 5+ years, it’s finally here! I am so excited to be defending my PhD in Neuroscience on Oct 19th at 2 pm ET. It will be available on Zoom if anyone is interested in attending (DM for details). Thanks to all who helped along the way 🥳

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022