Mainstream media telling players and fans that they’re over celebrating results from week to week when general life is miserable and football is meant to be a form of escape from reality.

VAR 1: “Clear pull on the shirt there.” VAR 2: “Yep.” VAR 3, SIR ALEX FERGUSON: “Hello Andy, you’ll be needing to take another look at that. It’s never a pen mate.”

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Kvaratskhelia is everything Guardiola and his mind numbingly boring acolytes have taken from the game.

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Absolute fucking belter tha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Forgive me if I’m wrong, and I might be, but some of these decisions are so hard to take. Mind boggling.

AND AFTER ALL, YOU'RE MY DEWSBURY-HALL

The only thing consistent about Premier League officiating is its inconsistency

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Everton Refereeing Where Everything is Different

That decision immediately reminds me of Liverpool’s goal in the derby. Diaz in an offside position and effected Tarkwoski’s decision of clearing the ball. Goal stood. One rule for one game and different rule for another.

I’m sick of celebrities that live in 99% white neighborhoods with private security and a wall around their mansions telling me I have to tolerate illegal immigrants or else I’m a bigot.

Hi Olivia, Your grandmother LEGALLY migrated from Guyana during Windrush. The government approved and facilitated her passage. That is not the same as the millions of fighting-age men jumping on dinghies and illegally entering Britain. Hope this helps!

So it's ok for the government to say our countryside is too 'white' but if we said some of our towns are too brown we'd be arrested? Can someone make it make sense

Remember the Premier League chose Everton to make an example of for overspending.

Fkn boss this @everton

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