Imagine the club just randomly tweets a photo of the Cottage on fire.
30 minutes later a video, firefighters break into the Cottage attempting to find the source of the fire. They break down a door and there he’s sat. The King.
‘I’m back’ he says.
Cut to black - MITR2O30
Hard to feel like I'm supporting a real and active football club at the moment: no signings, hardly a single rumour, no pre season announcement, no Cairney news, just radio silence and ridiculous new season ticket prices. Feeling so out of touch with Fulham in multiple ways