What a time to be a alive for a macros card holder 🥴

“i can’t go because of coronavirus” - whiny - boring - weak “i’ve sworn an oath of solitude til the blight is purged from these lands” - heroic, valiant - they will assume you have a sword - impossible to check if you really have a sword because of coronavirus

RIP kenny Rogers, gambler greatest song in history

Self employed to access FULL PAY through HMRC through this crisis: SELF EMPLOYED TO ACCESS FULL PAY THROUGH HMRC EARNINGS THROUGH THIS CRISIS - Sign the Petition! chng.it/kCyzwFCq via Change.org UK

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 nia

Recent times are hurting charities, so keep the research moving for @cureparkinsontrust with your own #loorollchallenge. A charity close to our hearts since my Dad was diagnosed. Please donate and retweet to help #Cureparkinsonstrust #Parkinsonstogether #Togetherathome

Spending my self isolation in the gulag

Roses are red I like bowling Here’s another tweet of Readie moaning

Facebook is the new YouTube, tell me I’m wrong

Exactly what I needed today

The audacity of now tv to give lord of the rings return of the king only four and a half stars unbelievable

Smashing balls like he smashes birds

" In the clear " , well done today's most stupid comment , and soon as this 2 week lockdown is over CV rates will rise and so it continues.

Seen some proper watery gravy kicking about on peoples plates today no shame

😂😂😂

GET HIM WALKING

Adam got what he deserved YOURHONOUR

𝙐𝙋 𝙉𝙀𝙓𝙏 ➡️ ✈️ 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 2nd v 3rd and a huge clash incoming…. 🆚 Jersey Reds 🏆 Elior Champ Rugby 🗓 Saturday 27 November 📍 Stade Santander International ⏰ Kick off 2:15PM 📻 Live on BBC Sport Cornwall #COYP

New Years BOSH