Fresh bread is stressful

We're all learning things about ourselves during lockdown. Turns out I'm unbelievably good at making chicken salad sandwiches

My favourite thing about Radio 3 is that their listeners still buy CDs

Another lovely Sunday cycle spent slaloming through discarded nitrous oxide canisters

One problem with UK social distancing is that anyone born before 1971 has no idea what a metre is

What’s my favourite food? Leftovers.

Let a cup of tea go cold looking at Twitter. What am I doing?

We just googled 'what to do if attacked by a lion'. Important to inject a sense of realism into playtime.

Lockdown has seen me get to know my neighbours in the apartment block opposite, by using what I like to call the 'Rear Window' method

Me auld chums from The Narrative (Lawrence Kao & Nick Hayward) are launching a new project on Kickstarter - #TheCompanion - a fresh approach to all things sci-fi. Give these good guys some big love: kickstarter.com/projects/theco…

That moment when you realise you had the exact same bedding as Francisco Scaramanga

Fun fact: the formula for quick drying cement is actually based directly on our toddler’s Weetabix

Sort your laces out, son

Really thought I might have completed Twitter by now

I wonder what Chris’ brother ‘The’ thinks about all this

Meet the BAFTA Rocliffe Productions & Writing Competition SitCom 2022 Shortlisted writers.

You guys. Stop it.

No, you’re wonderful Will Kenning

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? No, neither do I. Or why.

Whoever came up with the idea of having Table Tennis tables in office environments, should be encouraged to never have any ideas ever again