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Gerald B. Gardner

@lewiccanjesus

The Father of Modern Witchcraft serving Gardnerian Snark | SATIRE/PARODY 🔮🌒🌕🌘

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Hello all, one would like to remind you, as the President of Witchcraft, that one does not create social media blacklists. Unless of course, it involves Alex Sanders underwear collection, Silver RavenWolf’s Instagram, or Z Budapest. #Glorious

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How are we all doing in this bizarre world? Still alive? Doreen is making pies, good old fashioned steak and ale ones. Her secret recipe of course. It’s the only thing that keeps one going. #Glorious

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No, one did not post a Beltane post yesterday because one was busy in the canoodle with Doreen all day. Happy Beltane, my glorious Wiccans.

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Well done to one and all for making it to this Lammas. One almost gave up. It might be in the Gods we trust, but lately it’s in a fine selection of pills courtesy of the Doctor. Doreen is extremely pleased. #Glorious