(Hello to anyone who may be seeing this message/might actually care, but I just noticed my (Not) Jessica Nigri account had been suspended. Never received a message telling me of the exact reasoning of it. Filed an appeal, but I doubt it's going to do any good.)

"Don't stare at her boobs, don't stare at her boobs, don't stare at her boobs...D'oh!" #TotalDivas

Tamina does bear a striking resemblance to a certain Kardashian sister. The unfortunate thing is that the sister in question is Khloé. #RAW

Monday Night Rollins? #MondayNightRenee has a much nicer ring to it, don't you think? #ClapReneeClap pic.x.com/Ylg228jUY6

The White Ranger hasn't aged all that badly, all things considered. #HisNewTwin

(Over 400 followers in less than two months. Not bad for someone who's been inactive for 90 percent of their time on here.)

Savoring those last few days of Summer. #TotalDivas pic.x.com/RFstAYh1xa

Cena vs Rollins. Where's Stephanie's "Winner fucks me." sign when you really need it? #WWENOC

It ain't gonna eat itself.

Sorry guys, they made me cover up. Apparently I was distracting the rest of the panel. #HIAC

>That face when you drop a fortune on a new dress, only to be chewed out/reprimanded for actually wearing it. pic.x.com/mF1kxZwy8x

"You the real MVP, Renee." pic.x.com/w6ceO5VtsX

Me: "Oh, don't mind me, just trying to give the people their $9.99's worth." Graves: "We're not worthy..."

(Stepping away from this account and moving over to (Not) Jessica Nigri for the foreseeable future. Give me a follow, would you?)

@FckingRollins Don't mention it, doll.

@FckingRollins And they say chivalry's dead. I'm listening, what exactly did you have in mind there, Rollins?

@FckingRollins Well, I don't have anywhere else to be tonight. So...I'm up for just about anything.

@FckingRollins Sounds alright by me, Mister Two-tone. Hook me up with the details and I can meet you there in...let's say, an hour from now?

@FckingRollins Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "Good things come to those who wait?"

(Oh, hey! I managed to remember the email address to this account after being locked out. Now I can go back to...well, not tweeting on it.)