What's your verdict, #twitterverse? I'm due for a new phone and as a #photographer, I'm wondering if I should wait for the new Pixels or go with the new Sony Xperia 1ii. #teampixel vs #sonyxperia.

Probably the last time in many years for this: the 3 of us collectively did not wake up until 10am. This includes a 3 year old.

Son, when your mom and were dating, we used to go to something called a "movie theatre". bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

I really can't stop hearing the #heavybreathingcat whenever I see the Trump #WhiteHouseVirus video. youtube.com/watch?v=II4rlQ…

Y6 pupil being interviewed on local radio today. Presenter: And have you got a message for Boris Johnson. Y6 pupil: Yes. Fix your hair, fix the air, and fix your country.

Spent part of the weekend improving my #WFH space, but ironically I'll be off for the next month 🤦🏻‍♂️😁

Watching the BBC News (UK) tonight. Boris comes on. The kid says, "he's not wearing a mask." 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ #kidssaythedarnestthings

It's 2020. Why do we still have packaging that can chew up my hands?

Hoping my #Pixel5 delivery comes soon Made by Google @CPWTweets....And the delivery guy as happy as this guy who dropped stuff off the other night 😂

Hitting end of day 2 of a single battery charge on my #Pixel5. And it still hasn't had a chance to optimise fully yet 🤯 #teampixel

I'm sorry, but this whole idea of "drain the rice in a colander/sieve" really has to die. #lazycooking

Props to the guy at the hospital cafe for trying to upsell me the larger coffee. #nicetry #respect #hustle #shameless

William looks like a Bond villain in the making.

Happy 20th birthday to Windows XP. I think when I say FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8, we all know what's up.

Maybe M&S should be paying @matt_leblanc royalties or something. #itsreal #layers