I am slippery

Whether or not you think I’m actually a baby is up to your interpretation. The internet’s a big place.

No one actually needs an AR-15.

when the mold in your bed keeps you nice and cool

Picking your nose IS a skill Kleenex or not

I think all Americans are allergic to grass cause of the herb- and pesticides we use #Itchy

Putting too much CBD oil under my tongue and swallowing makes my mouth feel like it’s pooping