*applies for financial aid* Fafsa: i got ya a dollar

My life long dream is to just grow some damn alfalfa and tend the rabbits.... is this too much to ask?

some is taken out of context, but yes isn't it awesome! TRUMP 2020

Almost 22 years old and I’ve been to more of my friends funerals than weddings...

Heard on the radio a man is getting charged with child abuse for spanking his kid with a spoon. All I'm saying is if you tell me I can't discipline my child by spanking them. Imma be using the spoon on you next. This is why this generation is so soft.

Mark Levin speaking one week after I took office. This was always a planned COUP and the Radical Left Democrats will suffer at the polls in 2020!

A neighbor called the police to stop kids from sledding down the road...The cops investigated & reported back. x.com/thehumanxp/sta…

South Dakota: Snows 14" with huge drifts Everybody else: "BeTer tAke mY 2Wd dOdgE NeOn to tHe grOcEry sTorE"

Winter games is less than a week a way. Time to start pre gaming.

Iso: Plus one for my work dinner party on march 7th. My Girlfriend thinks spring break is more important than supporting her hard working boyfriend.

You would like to think a Republican would be smarter than that.

Huron now has 13 cases of the Corona. Ive been saying burn that shithole down for a while now, now is the time, now is the chance. Sorry Karl, tell your lil bros to get out while they can. p.s. this is all jokes, I I dont have any intentions of burning huron down.

You know you're doing bad when the only thing you can say bad about the President is his skin color. Rather listen to an orange man than a murderer. But thats just me.

When you come to the realization that Joe Exotic would still make a better President than Barack Obama.

Dear Government: I think you forgot to give me my stimulus check. If you can get it to me before Monday I won't charge a late fee. Thank You.

Anyone else lowkey wanna get the rona to see what all the commotion is about?

Cop does something terrible to a man. Everyone else: lets destroy the city we live in!

If they come to mitchell. I will protect Thirstys with my life. A GUN in one hand, a Judy Juice in the other.

I'm looking for a girlfriend!