Stopped at Kennedy this morning and they can tell I’m not from round here..

Kennedy is for casuals, Scott is for sweats, and the contrast is night and day. Enjoyed a nice breakfast at Kennedy this morning and couldnt help but notice the leisurely pace at which everyone was eating, as if they were tourists in some cafe. Not a soul worried about bang4buck.

People who are serious about their finances and nutrition stay as far from Kennedy as constitutionally possible.

I dead ass talked like this for the first two months of seventh grade

Found this on the web, super interesting #shrink

Holy shit I’m 5/5

Straight line from Touse to RPAC. Cut through Thompson. I call it “Splitting the T”…

Your a massage therapist. Your job is to be asked for handjobs. Get over it.

Someone should offer a bundle with everything. Like health insurance car insurance WiFi electricity condoms batteries all that shit

Kyle Pendergrass, MD #opentoshrink

Cooper Dejean is my Jackie Robinson.

Not to be overdramatic or insensitive, but participating in MREP studies is my version of the holocaust.

Dear foreign exchange students, welcome to America! Please start walking faster and wearing normal clothes.

Stat TA may be Hitler. Fuck this idiot.

Can Mary Kate hurry up and drop her OnlyFans? Having trouble getting hard to anything else.

There’s a quote about going 0-5 is better than 0-4 because it means you never gave up. It’s fucking false. Realize your a loser and keep it moving

Wings. Beer. CBB. Fuck you Pelosi

Just saw Hitler (Stat TA) in public. Bro think shit is sweet.

I have anxiety so I need to bring my dog everywhere so that everyone stares at and talks about me all fucking day

Pitcher. Cart. Emails. #expand