Had some of the Mr. Beast chocolate. It's not as good as Hersheys. Tastes like a diluted version.

Just lost $800

if i hired your band to play my event and you dont play exactly what i want you to play when i want you to play it, im having the catering cook you and serve you to the coworker table

Leave Cruelty and his jewish wife alone you bastards.

Less drug addicts and hobos on sidewalks. More of this.

Camp WHAT?

Levi Pendragon

bumbadum let's get you to the nursing home unc 😭

What if we kissed at the slop water tank?

We need to abolish mandatory wheelchair ramps

They're using iphone factory suicide nets to protect wnba players from flying dildos

The leader of the secular right:

the New York Post euphemism guy was brought in for this one

They don't want to become drone footage.

HR-mandated team building activity

I need more RAM to save the West.

If he wants a real golden age revival, Detroit and LA need to be on that list too.