Oh no, Mister Car Wash was my father, you can just call me Wash.

It’s only Midwest Emo if it comes from the Champaign/Urbana region of Illinois. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine.

LIBERAL Christmas Songs -I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus -JOE BIDEN Bells -Baby it’s ABORTION Outside -We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS -Last Christmas -All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION -Oh WOKEMAS Tree -PRONOUN Night -THEY/THEM Bells

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

if Baldmala Hairless is your comfort character, open this thread (1/7)

Ah, everyone hates me season has returned and I can’t even smoke a cigarette about it

For Christmas I’d like everyone to tell me you’re not mad at me

cannot believe i’m saying this but jojo…get behind me

Do people understand that worrying about the 1 male cheerleader standing with 20 beautiful women cheerleaders is in fact, gayer than actually being gay?

Back to square one 😀

Your friends have the right to ask you (in a nice way) not to bring your partner to all the plans

I want romance. I want intimacy. I want the 3am love making. I want consistency. I want loyalty. I want the random looks of admiration. I want to know you're just for me. I want date nights and flowers. I want love that's pure and true.

It’s really hard to explain to people that I’m spending the holidays alone without sounding so fucking sad Like idk babe don’t feel bad for me im just not doing anything today other than working and making time and a half

Some people are late bloomers because they didn't think they were going to be here. How can someone plan for a future they never saw? Give yourself and others grace. Release the guilt of not having it all together yet. A lot of people are living life for the first time.

i hate when ppl say “it could be worse” because fuck you it could be BETTER too

Another year of making my own life harder for fun

Falling asleep with the homies in discord is like a sleepover but much less fun