Oh shit I forgot about 9/11 am I in trouble? they said to never do that

Feeling microaggressive today

Mother Nature is a milf

In god we thrust

don’t expect a bless you after the third sneeze you FREAK

“Yummy French fry” quoth the raven

Bro strawberry milk isn’t vegan strawberries come from cows

Live Laugh Lurk

Okay google, is dollar genital open?

We all wanna be Target queens, but growing up is realizing that sometimes we have no choice but to go to Walmart

My cupholders hold anything as long as it's a cup

Who’s the guy from that thing? Im having a brain queef right now

I am not reading from a *turns page* script

*gets shot 42 times* Uh oh spaghettios!

Nice opinion, one small issue I’ve planted a land mine as an undisclosed location inside of your house.

When I tell people I’m in an abusive relationship, why do they assume I’m the victim?

Never lost my virginity because I never lose

Finally learning to live without lebron James