How am I supposed to know if your mutation extends to your dick do I look like some mutation sexologist to you teenagers. #teachingsexed

If you won't let me roast marshmellows on my claws what is even the point of being alive

[Charles confronts Erik] ["I Knew You Were Trouble" playing in the distance]

//Reminder that Autism Speaks IS A HATE GROUP. I don't think Stonefield knows, but they do NOT deserve your attention afadingoctober.tumblr.com/post/892217309…

//Talking about wishing you could murder your autistic child but refraining because of your allistic (non-autistic) child is NOT charity

//Trying to find ways to spot autism early so that people can get abortions so that they aren't burdened with an autistic kid is NOT charity

//if you want to support understanding & research, look into autisticadvocacy.org. Let's show support to the organizations that deserve it

Everyone to Professor X: "You can read minds? What am I thinking about right now?"

"Hugs not drugs" -Logan's approach to dealing with past charles

so no one told me life was gonna be this way my hair's a joke spine's broke my boyfriend's son is called pietraaaaay

Teacher: can you do this problem for us on the board? Piotr: my mom knew a guy who could do that once

pickup lines with rogue i'll kiss you so hard i'll make your heart stop.

Charles: stop killing people. Erik: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now

Question: what color are Scott's eyes? More important question: does anybody care?

Erik in his maroon getup: walk walk fashion baby Charles: wheelchair

//Win a Trip to The Avengers 2 Set and Hang out with Mark Ruffalo in aid of Water Defense! bit.ly/1q3XCIh #AvengersSetWithMark

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta bE A LIFE ABSORBING GORGEOUS GIRL OR AN IMMORTAL HOT GUY WITH ADAMANTIUM CLAWS

the hellfire club's theme song is yellow submarine and no one can convince me otherwise

how i got off the beach in cuba: heIMDALL OPEN THE BIFROST

#wolverinetips anytime anything makes you mad, stab it. Repeatedly.