Roses are red, violets are blue, this is my food, so screw you

Squirrels can hammock too 😴🤙🏼😪

Don’t want to leave my friends for the summer. This is what I resort to. Do you think they’ll notice?

AAAAAND THEY’RE OFF 🐎

Nap time!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? Who cares; freshmen, get those damn lanyards off your neck.

Rt for healthy squirrel, fav for trash squirrel

It’s Thursday bitches. Be honest, does my butt look good in these?

The Jesuits watching me do the walk of shame the next morning:

It keeps out the sea bears

The things we do for greasy potatoes...

Me looking at the people who still have munch money left

Winter is coming

My friends and I on our way to any place other than DJs on the Blvd #RIP

Me after eating all the stuffing possible

bRiNG Me bACk! mIsS ThiS 😙 #tbt

Random older man: Buys me a drink at the bar “So where are you-“ Me:

Where’s my friends ? 🥺🥺

Reminiscing on my actions this past weekend

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