are u happy or are u the oldest sibling and also a girl

pain

why did no one tell me about our flag means death until nowwww

i don’t want diamonds i want a smeg refrigerator

no more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

my roomate is having really loud sex so im watching snl and laughing also really loud and the fact that they might hear me laughing while they have sex makes me laugh more

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

“No worries either way” when I’m actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

You know, it’s not just about rape and incest. Some of us just never aspired to raise children, and that is just as good a reason.

women: i'm entering my villain era their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

No prob = no problem All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me

“Why don’t you want to have kids?” *motions hysterically in every direction*

i’ll send a risky text then start being productive for no reason

my mental health: 📉📉📉 my humor: 📈📈📈

gay people why are straight people so obsessed with our lives