Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.

My worst fear is going to China and being chased by a dog that doesn't know what Voetsek means.

A wise man once said " Ag Voetsek man" and he lived happily ever after.

My mom said" Voetsek" to me on WhatsApp and I replied "lmao ". Now she thinks I said " le mmao"

First my mother, Forever my friend. Forever yena. Happy mother's day to the woman who raised me to the man I am today. Happy mother's day to all the mothers out there. Moms never get enough Kudos.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

I am as single as 1 South African rand and I don't need any change.

Our children didn't choose to be born, we choose to have children, they owe us nothing, we owe them everything.

A good woman is an investment, a side chick is a bill.

Cheating is not an accident. Failing of a bike is an accident. You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

I would prefer even to fail with honor than win with cheating .

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former endangers the morals of the entire country.

"BAR & BRA" Same letters , different words, but both keep men waiting eagerly till they open.#NoBraDay

Relying on external validation to understand your worth is not sustainable. If you depend on people to build you up , you also give them the power to break you down. You're worthy regardless of their opinion.

Not in jail, not in Wiskoppies, not in a grave - I say I'm having a very good day.

Today I went to visit my friend at Wiskoppies and he had two stones in his ears and I asked him what was he doing and he said he was listening to rock music😭

Betway, the sure way of getting nothing for something.

You can steal someone's work but you can't steal the experience he has gained from that work.

It's that time of the year again, mad wind. Trash is blowing everywhere so watch out for your ex.