Can't believe it's been a decade already 💭 What a time it was. The original double bang, shout out to Mike Breen!

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

On a human level, what's happening to Spurs is really sad but it must continue.

How do you spend 500m in one summer on a league winning team and be this trash and get no smoke from the media?

They’ve started soft launching it man, it’s actually coming home😭❤️

Football is very predictable until you place a bet.

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Funny thing is Declan Rice is not even better than Casemiro this season but that’s a topic for another day.

Games to 100 goals and 100 assists: Bruno Fernandes - 318 - Man United Lionel Messi - 319 - Barcelona Cristiano Ronaldo - 325 - Real Madrid

🚨 EXCL: Man Utd close to agreement with Kobbie Mainoo + Harry Maguire over new contracts. Proposed deal would keep 20yo midfielder at #MUFC until 2031 on improved terms. 33yo defender offered 1+1yr deal. Work still needed but talks advanced The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/71342…

Rooney to VVD

Steph can never retire bro. Sports will never be the same for me

Bruno Fernandes.

Life makes sense again with 9pm kick offs.

Tell her Manuel Neuer is still doing it 🐐

If we’re talking about trophies it’s Michael Olise but if we’re talking about playmaking, dribbling, passing, chance creation, goals, assists, it’s still Olise

If you exclude set-pieces for Bruno Fernandes but include them for everybody else, he still has the most chances created in the Premier League this season (66). 🤯

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

Chelsea actually completed 5 loses in a row before Man United do 5 wins in a row, fairs man.