*Takes short break from transphobia and white supremacy* Matt Walsh: We should let pandas die.

Asshole neighbor across the street is doing a hertz test on what I’m assuming is a new car system. His mids are ass. Even from inside the house I could tell the mids are ass.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Wait…if I’ve been here longer than Elno, does that mean I can take over? Lol!!

Getting illegally evicted in about 20 days. So, this is fun…..

Aight yall…. This is it. I have SIX DAYS TO GO!! I HAVE to be out of here THIS FRIDAY and I don’t have enough to even move, let alone out down a deposit on an apt or anything. PLEASE!!! I CANT BE IN JAIL!! I CANT LOSE MY STUFF AFTER WHAT IVE BEEN THRU!! gofund.me/e959cb16

I’m back in Ohio. I’m already 5 million percent less stressed.

I wonder if the new restrictions are per acct or per isp number…guess I’ll find out soon.

RT for a chance to win a Four Loko reversible bucket hat

someone find it

Goddamn…. This poor account is just spam fodder. I should hang out here more. Lol!!

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wtf did short people do??

no i didnt

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*in Brittany Spears voice* ITS CHRISTMAS BITCH!!!

I stopped smoking weed

Me Xmas dinner. Be jealous

Just got my first dick pic of the new year I have to say, I’m quite impressed…..

How TF do you lock an account anymore? I don’t wanna delete this one as it’s my first and has a lot of bangers on it…