this video has left such a lasting impact on my psyche.... I think about it often

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

Still crashing out over one of my big bads being killed in 2 turns of combat, my group is about to fucking hate me

フォロワー2000人ありがとうございます！ ╰(*´︶`*)╯

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter.

older gay guys at the gym be like mmhm mmhm let me not forget my neon compression shorts my neon sneakers my neon spaghetti tank

so I am reading this old 1980 D&D module and it goes "AREA 47: the owner of this operation, Kadish, is a blatant (as opposed to latent) homosexual, that should give you a good idea as to how he will act towards a party of men" and actually I support kadish in all his endeavours

Wrist buzzed.

Unironically this might be the most progressive and compassionate thing a president has done in the last two decades

Asking a gay couple “how did you guys meet?” Can result in some wild responses.

The new winter storm model run is out and YOU, specifically, are getting 36"+ of snow. It doesn't matter where you are or what you do, you can't escape from it. Its coming and it will find you. Don't bother stocking up, it won't be enough. Make peace with your God if you have one

Gay men (and men in general) are plenty romantic when they *want to* be - you just gotta be extra special to unlock that side of them

are you telling me that every last rat couple before this was living in sin

The term for this is "obamaslop"

Jung was out screwing his patients every day but Freud actually dared to make the libido an integral part of the psyche, so naturally it’s Freud who gets remembered as the absolute sex pervert

penmywise is in my drain and he’s wanting grease he said to pour grease down there or else

Face tracking has completely changed this game for me