o gajo que disse primeiro quem tá mal muda-se

Suspeito

i get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me like oops sorry ladies im not a flower hehe but its so sweet that you thought i was

New grinder just arrived

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

Da coragem.

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and kanye

“i love confident women” you couldn’t handle the laughing cow.

aproveita a vida, miúda. publica fotos do rabo no twitter. sê imatura. goza com a pila dele de forma detalhada. embebeda-te e cai no bairro alto. flirta com turistas por bebidas e cigarros. compra outro vape. vomita no autocarro.

Parabéns pelo Globo de Ouro, Geirinhas (Guilherme Geirinhas) ❤️

me creating problems for myself just so i get a dopamine rush when i solve them

This will only delay me going home and beating my wife and kids, but the inevitable will still happen.

Out Friday :)

Fala-se mal das traduções portuguesas mas passar de far far away para bué bué longe foi brilhante

Love you Liam, thank you for everything 💗

we used to be a proper country