My brother has my wife and my crown! I really need to kill some peasants and find myself a new bride.

This I say to you, your Majesty...

Really? You mean to tell me yhat my mother is my aunt and my uncle is my father? Oh, fuck!

Blah, blah, blah... I am king, Grandfather. Shut the fuck up!

If uncle Tyrion slaps me again I will not just run and tell mother. I shall make certain he loses the hand he touches me with.

What to do today? Execute somebody or torment somebody else?

My elders, Tyrion Lannister? -pouts- But I am King!

"The best thing about being a Baratheon is that I have other people to do my dirty work. Like the Hound for example."

"I AM the King! I AM!"