I booked a cancelled flight with KLM. That is, I booked a flight as one normally does on the website, and the booking confirmation page tells me my booked flight is cancelled. Right after I paid. It'd be a funny joke but it seems very real.

Following a tradition of American cities named "Paris", the city commissioned a 65-foot (20 m) replica of the Eiffel Tower in 1993 [...]. In 1998, [...]the city placed a giant red cowboy hat atop its tower.

I may be the only one in the city who loves the weather right now.

I fixed a leaky faucet. I'm basically Superman.

I find it funny that a random dude who has 529 followers and knows excel has the most convincing graphical representation of the data. Keep it up.

We're at 2:10 youtu.be/phN4xAAl8DU

I have a highly sophisticated election result notification system called brooklyn streets. Biden definitely won. Fuck the other guy.

FDT is a feel-good song today.

Given that the only acceptable fun activities are outdoor and there is a snowstorm coming to nyc, we are all getting ready for the largest snow fight ever, right?

I'm so ready to take all the good stuff for granted again until the next global catastrophe

Je vous mets au défi d'écouter cette musique sans avoir la chair de poule youtube.com/watch?v=ZVCdLi… (ça commence à 00:52:55) #JoeHisaishi

Apparently, bluetooth pairing with NFC is a thing

My firstborn son is gonna be so extreme that motherfucker is gonna come out of the womb with a GoPro on his head

I share all my nudes on gopher.

Please stop sending us dick pics

Today I fixed an issue by rebooting my keyboard.

The older I get, the less I care about making tech decisions right and the more I care about retaining the ability to change a wrong one.

Imagine if u honestly uncovered a Watergate-level scandal abt yr own presidency, but then 30 min later got bored & started tweeting about TV