And which acted as the inspiration for the cover of every bloody book that Santa sodding Montefiore ever wrote.

Simple alternative to vaccinating your kids: just give birth to about 2x as many babies as you plan on having living adult children

Derek.

Thinking of The Grapes Of Wrath, Carol Midgley was discussing pile cream in her column today.

Jeremy Vine must be kicking himself that he couldn't go all Emily Davison under those hooves.

One of our patients died of HIV/AIDS in 1993 on the back of this. He was in his 20s. He was adopted and his parents died ten years ago. We don’t forget him.

He’s 35 so younger than Dave Ryding. The competitive fire still burns!

I wonder if Eighties Billy Bragg ever imagined that he’d spend the arse-end of his career harassing women and gay men for raising the alarm about a child-castrating sex cult targeting gay and autistic children even after they had been fully vindicated by a systematic review?

This is how the pyramid scheme works. Musk uses 'freedom of speech' as bait and then promotes a select few to actually pay. Everyone else gives him money for a blue tick and then his blue haired censors shadowban them anyway. 🫤

Superficially this appears to be a Good Idea. 'We took caffeine out of drinks for those in care homes and residents fell over less frequently when going to the toilet'.
Delve deeper and you get superficial observations masquerading as 'evidence'. Correlation ≠ causation.
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A mini-moon is flashing just one bumcake.

A misunderstanding used by Davey Jones in this strip that I’ve annoyingly only got a partial screengrab of.

Came to a wild realisation. When mud larking or digging through 19th century tip, you'll find army of discarded single use tobacco clay pipes. Currently accumulating rubbish are, disposable plastic vapes.

Over a hundred years. And the people didn't change, just the delivery did.

“Pint-sized”

You could fit a goldcrest in a shot-glass.

A staggeringly foolish comment, fully meriting its community note. To some people, history is literally a closed book.

To be fair to Ofcom, the conspiracist weirdness of the channel presents some pretty exotic problems for the regulator. Is due impartiality being observed by presenters who say that ALL politicians are the puppets of shadowy forces bent on one-world government?

The term “National Treasure” can be overused.

But not in the case of Baroness Floella. Few others radiate such goodness and positivity.

Jill Foster It’s “George Clooney with the Oxford boat crews” time again for the slow learners:

I mean what did they put on the bloke’s death certificate?

“Got bummed to death by a horse.”

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