You can't make this stuff up, folks Adult entertainment company CamSoda is sending trucks filled w/ (10) 55-gallon drums of lube to the city of Philadelphia to protect unruly #Phillies fans from climbing poles when the #WorldSeries returns to Philadelphia. Never change, Philly.

I love how the MLB was nervous about the NFL taking their viewers and my whole feed is literally people with two TVs next to one another to watch Philly crush Houston twice.

I don’t care how old I am; the Phanatic still delights me every time I see him.

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

Things you don’t think you’ll have to say to your kid: “Don’t break your ankle until AFTER Nutcracker!”

My children have both tried and decided they love fruitcake, so now I have two children for sale.

This girl is a national fucking treasure.

I’m not quite sure how you can even make drag illegal. What is Women’s Clothing exactly? Clothes have no gender. They are idiots.

I feel like maybe the check mark categories have gotten a little TOO specific.

Defense giant Lockheed Martin at DC Pride march

The true heart and soul of dc pride the Lockheed Martin float

Ive been laughing at this for an hour #GoodOmens2 #goodomens2