Help me understand the psychology of people who get into the TSA line with a full beverage and then frantically chug it. It feels like bad performance art.

Ana Mendieta should have been allowed to live to 88.

The Bluey Cricket episode has made me take to my bed for the rest of 2024.

the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike:

Can't imagine a better way to start 2024 than by announcing new deals with two beloved authors! So grateful to be back on this ride with you, Jenny Tinghui Zhang ⁷ and Margarita Montimore 😍💐⭐️ cc: Flatiron Books

Sitting here so sad about the death of a person who was really, to me, just a Twitter friend, but who was so engaging and kind and funny - someone I was always relieved and happy to see on here. Just terrible news.

Stunned by every part of this Jericho Wall news except that a female investigator warned that Hamas was training to carry out the events of 10/7 and had proof and she was ignored and dismissed. Gotta love a global trend.

Shane McGowan died and that is the only death I'll be sad about today, thank you.

Pairing the TMNT with Bell Biv DeVoe has given everyone in this house exactly what they wanted.

When I first started ALL THE SINNERS BLEED I was nervous my readers wouldn't go the dark places I was exploring. I was pleasantly surprised they did. I am truly honored for me and my team to be one of The New York Times notable books of the year.
Thank you all so much

Excited to announce that I have signed my second book deal — A MAJOR DEAL — with the wonderful Nadxieli Nieto of Flatiron Books. Shouts to Hafizah Augustus Geter, Janklow & Nesbit, my family, and all my people who got me here. Always bet on yourself. ALWAYS. 🎉🙌🏾🎊

Sorry that I’m great at being a mom, haters.

this morning my wife had a vision

8 hours later we have a duck cake

The kindergartener is filling out an “all about me” project and for what she wants to be, she said “a teacher…who teaches people how to be nice to boys.” I’ve failed in some significant way. The patriarchy, c’est moi.