My current powerchair has been deemed unsafe to use and I’m in desperate need of a new one. Please RT and donate if you can #DisabilityTwitter gofundme.com/f/sarah-needs-…

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

Okay so I have recently rewatched Veep, The Office (US), Silicon Valley, Playing House and started Avenue Five S2. What do all these things accidentally have in common? Zach Woods. He is hilarious and also somehow devastatingly attractive. Why don’t we talk about him? #ZachWoods

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Free Kiska, the Last Orca Held in Captivity in Canada - Sign the Petition! chng.it/GgYD2JKh via Change.org UK

Wife thinks I walk 3 steps behind in deference to her superior intellect & common sense, but it's actually because I'm pretending I'm an armed bodyguard, fingers cocked like a gun in pocket, in case anyone tries a kidnap. She's a 51-year-old teaching assistant. No one has tried.

My wife died unexpectedly at 33 years old. I miss her so much. I bought a single electric blanket for her side of our bed so that it feels like she's still there when I'm sleeping.

Expanded and final (for now) version of the British media map attached and at the link as a PDF. Thanks for all the suggestions and feedback. docdroid.net/3H4LflE/a-fair…

This is Hercules. He just moved his queen to B5, leaving your king with no escape. Would tell you it's over but wants to watch you slowly realize that yourself. 13/10

.@cpsuk Take domestic abuse and violence seriously in courts - Sign the Petition! chng.it/cgHG94ZC via Change.org UK

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imagine risking it all for these two

The legendary Rich Hall. On debut at Always Be Comedy! An absolute ROOFING. Egads. Brilliant. ❤️ And we've lots more shows at alwaysbecomedy.com 🎟️

I’m still out here causing trouble at tables and stuff 💅🏻

Comic about a wanderer 🐸 (1/2)

Ya’all it’s quite frankly criminal that Danny McBride isn’t involved with Grady Hendrix How to sell a haunted house adaptation - he lives in Charleston and his folks were involved in a puppet ministry! #dreamteam #dreamcasting