Patient: 'I ditched the junk, started eating plenty of meat and eggs, and built some muscle by lifting weights. I lost 30 lbs. and my blood sugar and blood pressure are normal!'

Doctor: 'Your cholesterol is too high and that's dangerous. You need a statin!'

This is truly magnificent.

6 y/o grand who is gung-ho about all things tool related has managed to smack himself in the face with a shovel.

He is INORDINATELY proud of his shovel face, and is showing off bruises just beaming.

Boys are weird. I love them so much. 😂

C.S. Lewis on the desire to hate:

'Suppose one reads a story of filthy atrocities in the paper. Then suppose that something turns up suggesting that the story might not be quite true, or not quite so bad as it was made out. Is one's first feeling, 'Thank God, even they aren't…

Libs of TikTok Good man stands up for a kid in the gym ❤️

The Biden Administration has arrested and attempted to imprison for ten years pro-life protesters for sitting peacefully outside of an abortion clinic for a few hours one morning. Don't tell me that these Columbia brats are getting specially harsh treatment. None of them will…

Sherman McCoy Helicopter parents came about because of Child Protection laws. You can't raise your child that free range anymore without CPS getting involved.

Once again, the government ruins everything

I received an email asking me to contribute to Yale for my class reunion.
My response:
'Last year I faced suspension and a trespassing charge if I returned to campus without proof of a 5th COVID shot.
Perhaps you can ask one of the fine Yalies bravely harassing their Jewish…

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives Not all heroes wears cape❤️❤️

JUST IN: The 5 girls from Lincoln Middle School in West Virginia who protested a trans student participating in shot put by refusing to participate, have been banned from school sports.

Harrison County Board of Education made the decision, and now they’re being sued by the…

The proper thing to do rn is to simply say, “all students that do not report to classes on time will receive an F in any class they’ve failed to attend. Any staff that is not performing their role as defined upon hiring, will be fired. Any teachers not in class for students…

Zelenskyy has just announced he is working on a plan with Joe Biden to mandate the United States sends money to Ukraine for the next ten years for arms support, political support, financial aid and joint military production.

This law would mandate spending for ten years. Meaning…

All the threads about Kristi Noem and the dog perfectly illustrate the real divide in this country. It isn't left versus right. It isn't liberal versus conservative. It's urban versus rural and fantasy versus reality.

Palestinian flag raised at Harvard University in place of the American flag.

Harvard has been conquered.

🎥 Steve McGuire

You people who have never had to raise animals on a farm need to understand the harsh realities of nature. Animals die of disease, they get attacked and eaten by predators. Farmers & ranchers shoot predators like coyotes, wolves, foxes, and dogs. They don't take them to the vet…

The power of street art - a thread 🧵

1. Patrick Commecy

Vulvamort 🟩⬜🟪 Any statistics that include sex as a variable are no longer valid.

NY Judge: The Second Amendment Doesn't Exist Here. ‘Do not bring the Second Amendment into this courtroom. It doesn’t exist here. So you can’t argue Second Amendment. This is New York.'

Judge Abena Darkeh, suggesting that the Second Amendment doesn't apply anywhere she doesn't…

This is absolutely insane. I know some of you don’t like Trump — but how can you not condemn what’s being done to him by his political opponents?

Is this what America has become? You’re totally fine with the false prosecution of an America just because you don’t like him?…

Time to make crime illegal again