It’s so hard being young and fun

Sarah Jessica Parker on glee:

this is going to ruin the tour

Someone is cutting grass

Can’t believe billy butcher got Denny duquetted

Me explaining my relationship to Catholicism

i know the heart button on an ig story hate to see me coming when ive had 3-4 beers

I’m tired of everyone lying. The beach is only fun for like 2 hours max

Feels completely awesome to leave Instagram and immediately open Instagram. My brain works awesome and I have no problems

Boyfriend just said Alabama barker shamalama ding dong

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

every time i see a plastic bag floating in the wind i think of katy perry. if she has no other impact, she has that

[girl who had work today] i had work today :(((((( i went to work today :(((((((( i have a job and i had to go in for it today :(((

oh here we go again... it's october!

Vogue Williams calling my grandad Poopy on her podcast was not what I was expecting to hear this morning 😭😭😭

Charlotte: I just don’t feel comfortable having a solo poly hijabi amputee at my baby shower! Miranda: Notice how if it was a solo poly man we would be comfortable it’s a double standard Samantha: Honey I would let that man solo my poly! Carrie: Big is taking the substance

Every day I wait for an email that says “you’re in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you”