There’s this thing happening in Nigeria rn, I call it pre-accumulated expenses, it simply means if you don’t spend any money today, you are going to spend triple of what you would have tomorrow

The Last Days At Forcados High School fgs😭

Le fait qu’aucun amour ne me fera jamais abandonner une vie de luxe

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾

"i can see your bra" good it was fucking expensive

The average adult human body contains ≈ 5 litres of blood. During late pregnancy, blood flow to the uterus increases to 600 mL per minute. If bleeding from the uterus occurs after delivery (postpartum haemorrhage), the body’s entire blood can drain out within 10 minutes. This

I don’t care how happy he makes you please don’t get pregnant😭

One thing about Excel? It will catch up with you in corporate 🫵🏽😂😂

You can’t use money that’s not in my account to impress me.

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

Men will be “not ready for a relationship” but somehow be ready for your body, your time, your money, and your emotional labor.

Omo please love yourself o.

Even if I liked you, suggesting your house on the first date would make me hate you

A golden retriever is still a dog ladies #hotgirlsummer

Almost 40 and still cheating when you can be single is crazy! He wasted Meg’s time for absolutely no reason.

What did Cardi say? “When i tell you these nggas ain’t sht please believe. They gon’ fck on anything, these nggas way too easy. Good for nothing low down dirty dogs I’m convinced. Next time you see your mama tell her how she raised a btch”

at least we can stop pretending he’s cute

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

You could treat your relationship like a CIA operative and he will still find a way to hurt you.