how it feels to clock in for my nightly age verification selfie so the australian gov will let me watch gay porn

this would be sooo chic if she didn’t actually worship men at every turn

University students are always “studying” and “locking in,” to arrive at no discernible outcome

The dykes who sling it like they grew it deserve everything!

taking a pic like this but instead of bridesmaids it’s all the women he talked to before me

One step closer to this:

I NEED STRAP SO BAD UGHHHH IM GOING TO DIE IF I DONT GET STRAPPED TONIGHT UGFHSJSJDVJSBDHHHH

sometimes i don’t want a wax but i also don’t want a full bush. i really just want a nice trim. but i want someone else to do it to make it neat and manicured. someone gotta start doin coochie fades!!!

When your vibrator dies you die in real life

FUCK I need some strap

I think I just need my clit sucked on

ohhh cuz i really wanted to see two straight women with boyfriends grinding on each other. no i was really wondering what that looked like

Me: i dont suck dick Tatted Megan Thee Stallion with her strap out: here comes the airplane Me: 😮

when she squirted all over me i swear my skin absorbed it and it became apart of my blood flow

idgaf about euphoria however i do wish stud zendaya was real As i would be bouncing on it at a velocity that mankind has never ever even seen before

i like being dicked down by the strap. in fact!! i am submissive and breedable for the strap if that makes me a fake lesbian i don’t want to be real!!!

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people