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Storyteller Lemmy

@lemmysmackett

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On a sunny Tuesday afternoon, Ronald Tweetwright answers the dilapidated front door of his luxury $4000 350 sq ft single-occupant duplex and finds himself face-to-face with a federal agent. "Agent Kessler. FBI." Clad in Ray-Ban aviators and tan chino shorts, the government goon